The epitaph read: He died the way he lived, stupidly.
I came, I a saw, I screamed, I wet myself and I passed out.
The rain reminded me of where I was, the desert.
“Though I was surrounded by family I was utterly alone.”
The cat saw it move, no it’s broken.
“Though I lived in a country surrounded by food we starved.”
“Hay, you told me to ‘break a leg’, you pay the medical bills.”
“Don’t leave me with the dog,” The teddy bear pleaded
“The night started with a drink and ended in a jail cell.”
“Don’t worry man, I’m cool,” said the snowman.
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